Imagine getting three women pregnant, convincing two of them to have abortions, then the third one gives birth to triplets. Life really has a wild sense of irony.
The President, Governor, Senate they’re everywhere during election season, They’ll beg you to vote for them, but when you need their help you can't get ahold of them
During my secondary school days I was among the top 5 funniest guys in my set but now I have lost my ability to be funny .
Some people even say I always look mean
But it is not my fault 😞