Anjali

ex-mermaid who is unnaturally obsessed with fine dining, hip hop slaps, and shiny things (like a crow). Watch me on the net. Youtube:

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Anyone else getting Norman Bates’ mom Psycho vibes from @billieeilish’s latest DROP?!

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Happier Than Ever

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Happier Than Ever

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It’s Christmas time! Which means white people everywhere will be posting instagram stories with their family to @MichaelBuble.

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@realDonaldTrump Might want to look again

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@ElleStanger Flies know garbage when they see it

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#Fly

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THERE IS A FLY ON @Mike_Pence’s head. FLIES KNOW TRASH WHEN THEY SEE IT. #BidenHarris2020 #HarrisPenceDebate #trash #vote

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@JoeBiden @sonicdork HELL YES

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The president is orange and the sky is too...@realDonaldTrump #ClimateChangeIsReal

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Andy Beshear: Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/5VQimqgh9s via @Change

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@Influenster @larocheposayusa #complimentary #LRPSerums #LaRochePosayUSA

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sure @noahcent is like 13 years old, but he’s such a dreamboat grownass women don’t care

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@Nike APPALLED by your customer service. Did an online-return in-store and didn't get my money back...now I have to jump through hoops to be refunded and am leaving the country tomorrow. DON'T NEED THE HEADACHE. #customerservicenightmare #neveragain

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My life would be complete if @glossier would sell their pink boiler suits to the public. MAMA WANTS. #everydaywewearpink

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@USPS hey there it says an attempted delivery was made for my package. Trying to figure out which post office it is being held at so I can pick it up! Help!

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@23andMe doesn’t have the data to break down areas in South Asia....so BASICALLY you can supply info for white people, but brown people are left in the dark. Smells progressive. #racist

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@FrenaBakery OH HELLLLL YEAH IM A FOODIE

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@FlatTummyCo tried your shakes and was grossly disappointed. Tastes like shit covered in stevia with an influencer behind it. I don’t want suggestions to add fruit to make it edible, I want a god damn refund.

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FCB NYC is up to some really groovy things. Super proud of the team who worked on this bad boy. Do yourself a favor and grab a WHOPPER for a penny. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU COULD BE SNACKING ON SOME SWEET SWEET BURGER JUICE RIGHT ABOUT... https://t.co/W2iGoqDgOK

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes FRANCHES. 28 is looking good so far, here’s to making the most of the next two years before I turn the dreaded 3-0. 🙆🏾👳🏾‍♀️🔪