CJ Van Slyke

Semi-professional smart-ass, working on the smart part. Toronto sports endurer. Dork. Currently possessed by a screaming borb.

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

I still miss you, Dad. But you're where you wanted to be now.

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

This is not something I wanted to say for at least another 15-20 years.

David Jeffrey "Jeff" Van Slyke
April 18, 1967 - July 17, 2022.

Rest in peace Dad. I love you and I'll miss you.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Round 2 of FUE Treatement and this time I went all in for best possible results. Thank you @KenAndersonMD and the staff at Anderson Center for Hair for accompanying me on this journey!

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

You ever just Blue Thunder Bomb your ex through a table? #AEWForbiddenDoor

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

Cope and Cage won through the power of friendship and these Gunns they found #AEWForbiddenDoor

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

Add it to the list of things that has happened to that trophy.

[kat @boughttherights]

the Stanley Cup is also white girl wasted in Raleigh

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

Clearly Hechicero is more loyal than you.

[“Protostar” Kyle Fletcher @kylefletcherpro]

DOES ANYONE HAVE HECHICEROS NUMBER

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cope

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

@TorontoMarlies

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

I do this after eating all of the chili, nothing impressive.

[Dylan @grigssy]

Four shits? My god. I’m a one a day guy personally. #goavsgo

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

I can't believe my doomed wrestling yaoi was doomed. How dare you Kyle! #AEWDoubleOrNothing

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

I will be forever grateful for Sting's "Crazy 63-year old grandpa jumping off shit" gimmick.

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

Sting says that when he first teamed with Darby Allin he wanted him to do less risky moves, but instead Sting HIMSELF started doing risky moves😭😭😭😭

“At first, I was trying to talk some sense into Darby by saying he didn't have to do these risky moves every match. But, man, he rubbed off on me, and I ended up taking way more risks than I anticipated myself taking.

By the end, you didn't know whether the young guy was going to jump off the balcony or the old guy was going to jump off the balcony. And sometimes we both did together.”

(ESPN)

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

@fuckeveryword

[Irving West (アービング・ウエスト) @IrvingWestPhD]

Chuck Taylor’s Bloodsport.

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

This palette swapped Gyarados is just the worlds angriest gummi wyrm

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cloud

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

#BLUEJAYS50

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

"Get me Brody King."
"He's a face now."
"Then get me his Don Callis Family equivalent."
"Listen Mark Davis, I want you to piledrive Darby Allin."

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

LMAOOOO MARK DAVIS WTF?!! #AEW #AEWDynamite

[CJ Van Slyke @CVS521]

You get it now

[Tim V of False Finish ✍️ @timvfalsefinish]

AEW fans be like:
Gabe Kidd - BALD 😃
Moxley - BALD 😃
Claudio - BALD 😃
Bobby Lashley - BALD 😃
Dax Harwood- BALD 😃
Tommaso Ciampa- BALD 😃

@KingRicochet - BALD 😡 😩 😤 🖕🏻

#AEWCollision

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking chunky