Cody

Self-published author. Two books on Amazon. Looking for an agent. Bad at marketing. #Horror #SciFi #Romance #indieauthor #selfpublished #author #writer

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When the dead rise, James and his friends must become the heroes they’ve always read about.

#horror
#indieauthors
#halloweenreads
#ShamelessSelfpromoFriday

https://t.co/zaxqJuwWA5

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@DemzDeliver Lmao. In 2021 OR decriminalized drugs and the deaths skyrocketed. Go fys.

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The dudes in team Charlie on Outlast the Jungle are the biggest pieces of shit on TV.

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Seriously @amazon, what’s the point of paying for prime when nothing shows up on time. I’m really tired of seeing, “We’re really sorry your delivery is late.” Total BS.

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@JonathanMaberry had real missed opportunity at the end of Red Empire to give us a good Church laugh. Real shame.

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Hey @UpworkHelp how do I report an account using bots to spam platforms with scam offers?

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Hey @FiverrSupport how do I report an entire account for using external spam bots trying to scam people? And don’t give me the same “reporting tools” BS as your chat bot.

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Hey @Steam how do I request a review of a refund request that was denied automatically? There has to be some escalation path. Kinda messed up that I can’t return a VR game that made me physically ill just because it’s been more than 2 weeks since I bought it.

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Pretty messed up I can’t get a refund from @Steam for a VR game that is so jankhy that it’s causing physical illness. Yeah, it’s been more than 2 weeks but I only played for 40 min. Kinda BS.

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Really disappointed to see @WestwardWhiskey using an AI voiceover for their commercial. Hire a real VA.

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Just decided to sing up for @hbomax and you immediately decide to increase the subscription cost? What kind of bullshit is this?

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@GovPressOffice @DC_Draino You’re giving real “toxic ex” vibes. Maybe it’s time to go outside and touch grass.

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@ChilledChaos But it had not one, but TWO Altoids ads!

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Here. We. Go.

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@Kotaku Gross. Get gud.

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Also, my package looks like your driver used it as a seat cushion.

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@UPS y’all couldn’t finish the last 15ft of the deliver?

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@RayNarvaezJr This was good for the soul.

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@FreeStyleDiabet Are you aware of the bug in your app when dealing with expiring sensors? If a new sensor is started before the previous one ends, most often done when the first fails, the user still receives expiration notifications for the first sensor, causing confusion.

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The @BrandSanderson method.
1. Go on vacation.
2. Go to beach.
3. Write several books.
4. Profit.
Cinnamon roll optional.