Cassandra Vystrcil

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Abortion is a constitutional right.

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

My toxic trait:
Binging my favorite shows in a week, then refusing to watch the season finales for months on end because I don’t want it to end. #abandonmentissues

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

It’s time to break the rigged, corrupt system in Florida with #SomethingNew.

That’s why I’m running for Governor.
Join us at https://t.co/pSDjoC7HWW.

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

So mask mandates violate our freedom but forced childbearing doesn't?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Wait until you ask the rest of the country.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

How come the people who mock participation trophies for children, keep attending rallies for the guy who came in second in a two-person race?

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

Costco President and CEO W. Craig Jelinek: Costco: stop supporting animal cruelty - Sign the Petition! #forthechickens 🐓 https://t.co/91JKayWD7c via @Change

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Thank god Fox News didn’t exist when we we set out to eradicate small pox

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

@StevenRayMorris Pretty much

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

I’ve never related to something more in my life #snl #murdershows

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

There’s one thing ladies love to do when they’re all alone

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

And this is why @taylorswift13 is my QUEEN 👑 #youtellemtaytay

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

Yes, pls

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

OK now let’s cancel them

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Let the healing begin.

[blackness everdeen @traceyecorder]

Today has shown police don’t need de-escalation training, they choose who to escalate on, that’s not a training issue. Police don’t need unconscious bias training, they are conscious of their bias.

[Cassandra Vystrcil @CV_Meowington]

Corgi be like “you mocking me bro?”

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

the week between christmas and new years is NOT a time to RELAX its a time to TRY TO relax while actually SUFFOCATING under the PRESSURE of what feels like the SUNDAY SCARIES but instead of for a week its applied to an ENTIRE YEAR

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

🎶Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer had a very slimy face🎶 #RudolphTheLeakyLawyer🎄