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this is just for me

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So every time I try to dye my hair brown it comes out red tell me why

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@NoDunksInc @jeskeets What the fuck is on the middle of your table

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I want to own a home so I can roller skate in circles in the privacy of my own garage.

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@poojababyy Aww :(

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@poojababyy :( I’d join but I’m too far away now

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@poojababyy Not if you’re talking about E

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If anybody finds a baby crow can you give it to me?

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I had no idea that I would have to resist the urge to pick up stickers from off the sidewalks in Portland. So many free stickers laying around but my germaphobe mind says noooooo

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One weird thing but also cool about oregon is having your gas pumped by a gas station attendant. I feel like a famous or v rich person

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Esp when you don’t even pop up at all? Bizarre , dude!

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Do you ever google your name and see all the different versions of lives you could’ve had? Freakin wild, man

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TMJ flare up is back

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My parting gift to Justin was clogging the bathroom sink with my vomit.

Wasn’t planned. Just how things work out sometimes, Y’know?

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Being at my parents is great for my diet. I wake up, we have lattes. Then in the afternoon we each have a pre-sliced piece of cheese and a couple crackers. And then we go out for dinner.

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Time to be funny again

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@RohnJobert Lol I know

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Is there such a thing as pray the straight away? I want to be gay so bad. Do you know how hard it is being a straight 30+ woman? It’s honestly the fucking worst

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@poojababyy Not worth your time. Cut em out

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@poojababyy Yuuuupppp

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If he wants to break up, you just say no lol that’s not going to happen we bought furniture together. Try again bitch