florida man

getting stoned at the stake

[florida man @CVyper_]

The Legend of Spongrob Patarck

[Spongebob Patrick @andSquidward]

Spongebob Patrick

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

tom cruise kills oprah with his lightning powers

[florida man @CVyper_]

lazy robot fuck

[florida man @CVyper_]

microslop adding hidden ai access to your files, oh how fun, so the computer I paid for can now be used as a shell to turn me into their product. I now have a right to go into their CEO’s home and randomly turn things to shit every day.
Expect some company, Satya Nadella.

[florida man @CVyper_]

microslop

[florida man @CVyper_]

Xbox fix your goddamn network shit never works

[florida man @CVyper_]

Add on the fact that confirmed pedos only get banned when they get arrested or a big video made about them, it’s just a publicity thing like there is no other way that they thought, “ Yea! Let’s ban all of the people doing our jobs for us that’ll send a message!”

[florida man @CVyper_]

Roblox removing vigilantes from their platform not because they’re doing anything wrong, but because they don’t want to remove pedos from their game.

[florida man @CVyper_]

if you in any way defend anything that silences your right as a HUMAN BEING to free speech, you’re not worth the air you breathe.

[florida man @CVyper_]

why is yahoo such complete and utter dog shit.
How fucking difficult is it to let me attach a pdf I made TODAY onto an email… Oooh! but the pdf I made last week can go on there just fine!

Fucking useless email service.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

There's an SCP article about this exact concept lmao
SCP-8147 lets you "generate" an alternate world, but after 296 tests, they found out that there was actually a guy who had to build all of them by hand for quadrillions of years each time, so they stopped for ethical concerns

[florida man @CVyper_]

Was not expecting Optimus prime in Invincible

[florida man @CVyper_]

currently debating whether a phone will give you cancer with someone who thinks that all kinds of radiation are the same. Shit dumb as hell…

[florida man @CVyper_]

Yuno Miles getting a shoutout is crazy, and it’s coming outta Kanye’s pie hole.

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

The Gooner Army has been activated

[florida man @CVyper_]

Why in the ever loving duck does Comcast think 1 in the morning is the best time to do network maintenance that takes two hours to complete.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Tough call but I like this one

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

Not if I have anything to say about it

[Max0r @realMax0r]

i think i'm going to see my meme every election season lmao

[florida man @CVyper_]

to the ppl who are freaking out about the debate, ain’t one of them mfs care about you or anyone else.

[NPC Moments‼️ @npc_moments]

his lil NPC heart gave out