C.W. Beaverhousen

Someone just trying to get through each day the best way they can, hopefully relatively unscathed.

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

@jk_rowling @bindelj I just had lunch with a friend who I've known for well over a decade but haven't seen in ages (living in different states). She cooked frittata. I thanked her for going to so much trouble. We talked about old times, our dogs etc. But not bras. Should I call and apologise?

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Claudia Di Bella @Claudiadibella_]

I am an orthopaedic surgeon. No one needs a joint replacement now. Use my theatres, use the beds in my ward, use ME: I would make the worst intensivist, but I can put a drip, transport patients, clean the floor, triage patients... #StopElectiveSurgery #flatteningthecurve

[Nat Medhurst @natmedhurst]

@wwos 🤦🏼‍♀️ call me odd, but religious &/or political views or even this so called “freedom of speech” does NOT give people a free pass to express views that incite hate or discriminate. Full stop!

[Magda Szubanski AO @MagdaSzubanski]

I believe I’ve coined a new term : to “Ardern Up” - meaning to show strength, decency, compassion and true leadership. Aus politicians, you really need to “Ardern Up” #Auspol #AusVotes2019

[ange @angemaryclaire]

THE PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THAT PHOTO OF TAYLA WERE *NOT* TROLLS.

THEY WEREN'T ANONYMOUS DUDES JIZZING ALL OVER THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENTS.

THEY WERE REAL HUMAN MEN USING THEIR REAL NAMES AND FB ACCOUNTS, WITH NO FEAR OF CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE.

FUUUSKJDFDJKFHDF

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

Great game between BCR B vs Sun State B. Lots of skill amd great to see The Cleaver back on skates! #clairescouchmvp goes to BCR player number 8, Pulp Friction

[Pauline Pantsdown @PPantsdown]

@cporterwa Minister 4Chan

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

@LaTrioli You did better than me.
I can't turn on the sound.

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

#clairescouchmvp for #tgss18 #grandfinal between @CRDLderby A team and @VictorianDerby B team goes to Bambi Von-Smasher. You epitomized what it is to be a pivot and a leader in your team. Your performance was practically flawless!

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

#clairescouchmvp for 3/4 playoff #VDLvsEVRD at #tgss18 goes to Eduhater. How can someone be so fierce and calm at the same time? You were amazeballs

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

This is late but posting anyway! #clairescouchmvp for #VDLvsSSRD went to Irish for AMAZING jamming and great stamina against very strong walls. They couldn't knock you down and you never stopped pushing. Possibly the best game I've seen you play

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

#clairescouchmvp for #VDLvsBRD at #TGSS18 Goes to Spanky! Super strong individual defence and obvious leadership on the track. Even without sound I felt like I could hear you communicating. What a game!

[Dr Kerryn Phelps AM @drkerrynphelps]

Is it too soon for One Nation to rebrand itself to One Person? #QandA

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

@CRDLderby Hi lovelies, any chance of a score update for the VDL vs VICs game? The feed still isn't up and I'm feeling all FOMO up here in Brissy 😭

[C.W. Beaverhousen @CWBeaverhousen]

Just watched #NBR vs #VDL #Rollerderby match at #CRDLinvitational. #Clairescouchmvp goes to Eduhater with an honerable mention to Cross Wencher!

[Lauren Jackson AO OLY @laurenej15]

All I have to say is this - we have men in sport who have battered their wives and partners, assaulted strangers, wives and partners, sexually assaulted women, taken drugs - these men still have jobs & have credibility 😤🤮 this is ANNOYING. How is this worse? #Hypocrisy 🏏

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

Last week I was up at the Great Barrier Reef. I think that GBR and I are very similar. We’re both unique beauties, it’s impossible to confirm our exact ages and rich old men just keep trying to drill us.

[Dee Madigan @deemadigan]

There is nothing that anyone can say about that dreadful stuff from Cash that is quite as eloquent as Penny’s glare.

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Student: We want universal background checks and stricter regulations.

Another student: Also important to outlaw semi-automatic weapons and recoil tools that make guns perform like automatic weapons.

Trump: I hear you. I am going to eliminate gun-free zones and arm teachers