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Cloudsdale Weather Factory is now cwf. Welcome to a new and better weather experience.

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Find me mostly now at cwf at https://t.co/xnb8wEotna

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@Silverline_OOC Its life was brief but it blazed with the intensity of an exploding star

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@viralcosmos You’re welcome!

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My girl's name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather

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@pixelkitties @Kirin_Mags None of this is funny.

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NOTICE: @CWF_Forecast on Twitter is officially shut down. See the image below from the service that ran the bot for me.

I hope my silly bot provided some amusement!

I plan to bring an improved version of it over to Mastodon, but it’ll take some time.

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@Dusty_Kat Sorry, there was some map orientation confusion. Being that N and S look the same upside-down we had to explain to an intern that N was not short for "nadir" and S was not short for "supra." We plan to prevent this in the future by hiring interns with smaller vocabularies.

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@NoSoKungFuPanda You’re welcome!

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@GrandMoffJoseph Depends whether or not they’re over a bread factory

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for, indeed, the calm is but the wrapper and envelope of the storm;

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@NoSoKungFuPanda You’re welcome!

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@Capt_Spitfire You're welcome!

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@Kirin_Mags You’re welcome!

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PLEASE do not refer to our employees as “raindeer.”

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@mlp_Rush_ *yes, unless she wants a scene going through the formal interview process with @mlp_Beaufort first*

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Happy holidays, from our bureaucracy to yours!

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FORECAST: We’ve got some quality weather prepared. We think you’ll really like it! ^-^

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@mlp_Rarity @mlp_Celestia You’re welcome!

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Weatherpony forecasters like ourselves know how difficult it can be to make accurate predictions. In case of inclement weather, we at cwf would like to say that it's been a pleasure.

You're welcome!