C.W.G. Kemp

Fake news for strange times

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Local vampire says pandemic bad for business https://t.co/bJE37YR5ef via @wordpressdotcom

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Local man regrets taking public urinal for granted https://t.co/Dzfc3XmzTo via @wordpressdotcom

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+ covers Daryl Hannah’s butt with CGI wig in ‘Splash’ https://t.co/1HS2o3E9hY

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Local hospital offers curbside pickup of newborn babies https://t.co/TBkoppc1X0

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'Free Candy' van rebrands as 'Free Purell' van https://t.co/o4aITgt7Tu via @wordpressdotcom

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Local woman fabricates face mask from bat carcass https://t.co/5KHgQv5zU7

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Local bodybuilding legend makes ventilator out of muscle car parts https://t.co/8vRzHicVSa

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Conjoined twins fined for not social distancing https://t.co/eD74QGnEbd

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Local man attacks 3G cellular tower, claims it gave him herpes https://t.co/mqdd3wKhYu

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Professor claims ozone layer is just throwing a ‘temper tantrum’ https://t.co/fsevVRemP1

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Local bodybuilding legend makes ventilator out of muscle car parts https://t.co/W8PNSUd7dH

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Bubonic plague releases sex tape to get back into media spotlight https://t.co/rhTGnmXWbI