ChrisTopher Wood

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[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@barstoolsports #TockeyBomb

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@OU_Baseball This kid better trademark #TockeyBOMB!

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@AlienObject1 @ryanwebbsays @BrandonMoff HE'S A BEAST, HE'S A DAWG, HE'S A GORILLA!!!

I watch this show at work every day and you guys are the fuckin best!

$Cwoody34

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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If this guy wants a job I’ll hire him on the spot no questions asked

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

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@bertkreischer You keep doing you!!! #CantWaitFor2BearsLiveNYE

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@espn @KingJames #badbeats I told you this wasn't over. #NotEvenaBALfan
#GoBears

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@espn just showed @KingJames tweet on the screen before the game was over... #GameAintOver

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

The Fly Has Covid!!!! 🤣😂 #VicePresidentialDebate2020

[Michaelangelo @davidgeedaniels]

T-Mobile: Thanks for calling T-Mobile! How may I help you?!

Me: Wyd?

T-Mobile : I’m sorry! Huh?

Me: Well you’re the only one my phone will let me call. So what you doing? 🙄

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

The @astros will get verbally torched by opposing fans ALL YEAR LONG! They will get thrown at. They will get cleated. They will be involved in a few good old fashioned baseball brawls. And I can not wait to see it! @espn @barstoolsports #StayHomeAstros #YouGuysAreSCUM

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@NBAonTNT @SHAQ Thanks for correcting the whole "Memory Muscle" thing 🤣😂! He said it 3 times before you said something about it.🙏🙏 #Itwasdrivingmeinsane

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

I know I am a little late, but I've watched how many people die through 8 seasons and 4 episodes of #TWD??? And the first time I show emotion is when Shiva (the Tiger) dies! 😥😥

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Cha ching 💰

This #TMobileTuesdays, we’re giving away cash—retweet for your chance to win $1,000 from #TMobileMONEY.

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@AB84 You're a chump. 🖕😎🖕

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

The difference between "friend" and "bestfriend" is simple. "Best friends will tell you", there is something in your teeth!

What's your "Best friends will tell you" statement!?

#Bestfriendswilltellyou

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

@chicagobulls getting that #1 pick. I can feel it! #Bulls #ZionNation

[ChrisTopher Wood @CWWood34]

My friend in the background has Verizon! #T-Mobile4Lyfe #T-Mobile #TalkMobileAZ @ Queen Creek, Arizona https://t.co/x7vnEWACTk