Chris Wagner

Just a guy. Know how to buy crypto and have seen a girl before, but thanks for the offer.

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Rainmaker1973 My luck would be a massive splinter immediately upon impact causing me to let go of the stick with one hand, shifting all my weight to the opposite side, and shattering an ankle. All about the positive visualization

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Rainmaker1973 A fungus farm? So we have ants that have moved past being hunter gatherers and on to the agricultural phase. They're already trying their hand at pyramid building, too, from the looks of my front yard

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@RR_Tweetss @grok Only made the the first tatoo ring, that's a low ankle sprain. While painful they heal quicker than the ones that reach rings 2 and 3. Ring 4 you're f.....ibula is a goner. Nice of him lay that out

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@NatureUnedited Can you imagine the relief of getting that out of your cheek...and knowing you don't need groceries for 6 months

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Axaxia88 "I'm telling you fellas, the damn cat had a forcefield! I tried to get it and my paw just stopped...that cat was a wizard!"

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@NatureUnedited It's barely the size of a house cat, and they're holding onto it like it's gonna terrorize a village

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Rainmaker1973 Would have loved to hear the coach talk to the defender on the far left...
"Just curious, why do you think we line up in front of the kick? It's a wall, walls don't move!"

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@NatureUnedited Cat's saying, look at my personality, then look at yours. Who do you think they're gonna side with when you happen to end up in a mop bucket?

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@washghost1 Someone is fixing to have a hefty bill trying to feed those upcoming growth spurts

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Rainmaker1973 That guy at the bar already 5 deep who comes and sits next to you after you pick the stool with a 3 seat buffer

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Moonlighhy Imagine walking up on that group in about 5 years. They will dominate if they can keep the band together

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@depressionlesss And the trees become their home, a pretty solid investment in their future. How many dumb asses do you know that plan ahead like that and get a brand new home for nuts on the dollar

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@shiva009 @Rainmaker1973 I guess it is good that they don't trust an old dude trying to give them presents to sit on his lap

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@KRL_defi_ 10 years later: "I played football, my wife played soccer, we need matching futbol franchises...and PB&J, a lot of PB&J!"

If you've still got the option to buy rich people things, you're doing it right. Better than waiting till you can get out of a corvette to buy a corvette

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@AMAZlNGNATURE If I was walking through the woods and spotted that in a tree staring at me there's a good chance some bodily functions would occur

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@AmazingSights Gotta be honest, I'd be in better shape if my 3rd piece of pizza did that

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Axaxia88 Hard to blame pops considering the likely outcomes are the sons growing up and challenging him or the daughters bringing in another male...that challenges him

[Chris Wagner @CWag3636]

@Brian27843245 @NUCLRGOLF I don't think it's ever going to be accepted when there is no other noise drowning it out and you are yelling at an individual, it sounds more personal and it's easy to isolate, so they'll just yank you

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@Rainmaker1973 Out there pump faking like Roethlisberger