Colin Wheetley

Journeyman Electrician. itll buff out. often imitated, never duplicated #IBEW

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Don't ever compare me to somebody else

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Teach your kids that “I cut you chose” for pizza is the most honestly they’ll get after 16 until 5 years of marriage

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

You know what’s wild? Flexing in front of a 2012 Chevy impala. I’m glad it’s a step but take the leap

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

@TheJK9 Haven’t heard of anybody that happily went for a beer run and didn’t drive there

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I’m just not going to file taxes this year. I’ve had enough of the bullshit. Pay in/pay out is more depressing than thinking the stripper likes you at 4a.m.

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

If you think beef jerky is expensive go buy your girl quality flowers. That shits wild

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

@D_Fort5 Bring back the duramax

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Having trouble wrapping a better taste in women for my friends this year. Only gift they truly need

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Walking out of a store without buying anything feels like a felony

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Fall weddings are terrible. You want me to show up during harvest and bow season? Haaaa

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

@chadilackk Doooo ittttt

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There’s a whole generation that would be crippled by the world going back to T9 texting

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Illinois drivers training must not teach how to turn your brights off. Well here’s some leds at eye level cock sucker

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On my third tape measure this week. Going great

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

@TurtleManFrank If they don’t go full blown trash it doesn’t work. Like you gotta rep the mullet lifestyle not just the mullet. Ain’t for me

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Floyd accidentally knocked him out and held him up to keep the show going lol

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@PaulyyDProblems Dude it’s the only way to go

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@D_Fort5 There ya go! I feel like sales is your thing man. Keep it up and it’ll all work out

[Colin Wheetley @CWheets]

Just saw some kids throwing hands in their driveway waiting for the bus. Looked just like my brother and I 15 years ago. Adulting sucks

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@D_Fort5 Ariat m2