M. White Shyamalan

Professional poker player and NFT collector

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Dude Where's My Tsar: a musical about two nincompoops who emerge from their blackout at the end of the Bolshevik Revolution

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Plz advise @jk_rowling

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Why are there no italian wizards? @jk_rowling

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My new rap name is The HIPAA Violation

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@mtracey @daveweigel I thought she was pretty good in Van Wilder

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@zayiceman171 Hey man leave karl malone out of this

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They don't call me Portmanteau Papi for nothing

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Watch me crank that Regis Philbin

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.@JDVance crank that soulja boy

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Legalize frolicking in a meadow as the wind sweeps through your hair

[Real Gs Move In Silence Like @RealSilentMover]

Gnocchi

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A.I. am not gonna make it on time. Traffic

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@BunkiePerkins Just when you think you know all the head shapes they go and drop a new one

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Ngl shawty like a melody in my head

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@JamesDGrambo

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@JoestarJokic On the rise 📈

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Hot dogs are a basic human right

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@matissa15 All hail New Woj

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@Hndrxxan Not bad

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Not to mention parting the Red Sea

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Finished good podcast discussion about Moses and the 50th anniversary of The Power Broker. People will hate to hear this, but Moses is probably due for reassessment. He was deeply flawed, but also remarkably successful, creating parks and housing that have stood the test of time

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@CultureExploreX Sure would be cool to know what Istanbul looks like. Too bad there no real pictures of it exist. I’m sure this depiction is close enough

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Ngl shawty like a melody in my head