Condescending Wonka

I'm condescending that means I talk you down. - Parody Account -

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

Cool wifi names 1. Bill wi the science fi 2. Pretty fly for a wifi 3. FBI surveillance van..

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No, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.

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Car rides without music = awkward.

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While in the shower: 2% Cleaning body 8% Singing 90% Winning fake arguments..

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Most of Disney Channel auditions: "Can you sing or act?" "Uh, no." "Perfect, you got the job"

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

Inspirational Quotes to Keep You Moving - https://t.co/2hffB3RW2F

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Nelson Mandela - Quotes from the Legend. - https://t.co/qhX4wlZoit

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Who else just absolutely can not sleep with socks on??

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

What is purple and looks like a ball? A purple ball.

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Things Women Should Always Have in Their Handbags - https://t.co/UA9i06k5co

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Tonight is the night we find out if it's true... America went black... will it go back?!!?

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

If I'm weird and crazy around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

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How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry..

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You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google.

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

Lil Wayne is: 5% Black. 95% Tattoos...

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

Oh, you only wear all black? Your thoughts must be so evil and dark. I bet Satan has you on speed dial.

[Condescending Wonka @CWonkasm]

School today same shit, fake bitches, annoying teachers, ratchet hoes, fake thugs, unnecessary drama, and annoying ass people.