Connor Wooten

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@taylorelyse12 Did he confuse you throwing up with you laughing?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We can still win this game.. if Mike Pence has the courage

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

College football starts next month.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Belgium will still never have this

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@taylorelyse12 I would be mad but I’ve seen this man and he is such a specimen no other man can compare you’re a lucky woman! But not as lucky as he is!

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

We’re throwing Molotov cocktails at spurs fans in the streets, love this fucking city

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins have won an NBA championship before Jimmy Butler.

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@GottliebShow Was your defense don’t leave your credit cards out?

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@SStricklandMMA You’re parents should put you on a leash right now lol

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@NASCAROReillyAP @CLTMotorSpdwy @RossChastain I’m ashamed to admit that I believed the CEO when he said he wanted to race this weekend for Kyle only to race the last 15 under caution 😭

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@AustinKonenski lol how much did nascar pay you to post this?

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@OhioTate If you post the original also leave out whatever business name he is trying to promote. That seems like a violation of the bread war treaty!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Supercross LIVE! @SupercrossLIVE]

YOU DID IT KENNY 🏆

#SupercrossLIVE #SMX #Suzuki

[Racer X @racerxonline]

Ken Roczen is your SX champ!!!!

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@ubereats I just want my money back and the address of the driver please

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@UberEats you suck

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@UberEats you suck

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@APsMullet @KyleChisholm11 If they look at the results they will ask them to help setup 😂

[Supercross LIVE! @SupercrossLIVE]

MOTOR CITY MASTER 🏆

Ken Roczen WINS in Detroit!

#SupercrossLIVE #SMX #Suzuki

[Connor Wooten @CWooten83]

@cubforlife18 @BarstoolBigCat @Return_Of_RB Calm down buddy. Fran’s a winner and you’ve got a d2 coach now that’s tough