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[K888 • VIO A MCR @K8_Berry]

@saraaa7447

[State of New York @NYGov]

this is how it feels to get a discount on your monthly utility bill through New York's Energy Affordability Program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom @TomCafeConLeche]

Dude

[Mako Fukasame 🦈👩‍🏫 | Vershion AU @MakoFukasame]

i often think about this mystical elephant when things go wrong and it calms me greatly

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

(talking to the 4 ft tall greys with alien translation device i invented) Your aeronautic capabilities are impressive. This is our most advanced flight craft, the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II

Aliens: Zeep zorp (TRANSLATING . . . DONE) Bruhh your shit is clapped 😹😹

[Dimenpsyonal @dimenpsyonal]

The degree to which There Are No Jobs in the UK is absolutely insane

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Generational aura loss.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Hard to say how insane this photo is as someone with zero context who these people are. They look like 4 different ghosts, each sent to teach you a lesson.

[Artrextino @Artrextino_]

Golshi

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

This is hands-down the greatest tweet ever conceived by man

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[evelyn @bunevelynt]

new contender for the worst notification I've ever received just dropped

[Out Of Context International Dubs @OutOfContxtDubs]

Show: The Wild Thornberrys
Language: Spanish
Country: Venezuela

[Paul Landefeld @plandefeld410]

Not to be a total nerd, but “Wanderer Above the Sea Fog”, an icon of romanticism, and “Christina’s World”, an icon of realism, are so fundamentally different in the feelings they illicit that it could be even argued the latter is a rebuttal to the former

[Mlick @Mlickles]

this is not a fortnite character bro this is someone's baby. come get your daughter im not shooting this