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i don't care enough anymore for this

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Shrinkflation pisses me off so bad because not only are you ripping me off but you're gaslighting me. I go talking about how there's less crackers in each sleeve and people treat me like I'm crazy. What's actually crazy is what we're putting up with from these corpos.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

It’s going to get so much better.

[miia @miiagarro]

men being a disappointment is actually getting so boring

do something new

[. @Dboysback65]

You’re not a good person just because you know Bible verses 😭

[( ›⩊‹ ) @supersoniqo]

my left boob is slightly bigger due to how big my heart is

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Deleting and blocking people is a part of self-care. Practice it.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Why do men think v@ginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i wish if. you blocked someone your entire account just disappears for them. why can they see everything what’s the freaking point

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

18 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Just Dance” feat. Colby O'Donis.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Spring in Canada is really just every season combined into one

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

9 years ago today, Harry Styles released “Sign of the Times."

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

[ki 🏒🩷🤍🧡 @babygirldiazz]

did you people never experience wired headphones are you all six years old

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

Vaginal cramps, headaches, fatigue, mood swings, nausea, bloating, back pain, cravings, and bleeding for 3–7 days. But yeah… it’s “not that serious,” right?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i have used dark mode so often that a white screen physically repulses me.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Aging is NOT gross.
Cellulite is NOT gross.
Periods are NOT gross.
Stretch marks are NOT gross.

What IS gross is wanting fully grown adults to look like pre-pubescent children.