Chris

The desert of absurdity, its brilliance revolting.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@khalilkayalKK I was happy for you

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@RudiEdsall Christ Rudi, it’s because they are crinkled by hand. The work is performed by qualified crinklers. They’re highly-skilled artisans, similar to ridgers, curlers and crankers.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

You really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma

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@lenphil29 @KingSwitchMatt I thought Damien’s contribution to that conversation laid bare his intellectual shortcomings.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@dpfisher31 @RunThemMemes @clkz0r @RudiEdsall Yeah that is absolutely mint

[Chris @C_Alo1]

‘What’s right?
What’s wrong?
What’s left?
What the hell is going on?’

Bret Michaels, ‘Unskinny Bop’, 1990

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@TheExtremeMusi1 It's like power slob, but with an edge

[Chris @C_Alo1]

We were runner-up in the last Test Championship and won the Championship prior to that. However, a former player who wears a comically large hat wants to sack the batting coach following a sub-par performance. Two matches ago this team made 511.

[Tom Decent @tomdecent]

Dos doesn't miss...

https://t.co/4kvCKsbMi3

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@Sam_Vecenie Rapt to have ya, mate

[Chris @C_Alo1]

#Ashes

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@Jasperc53 Sensational Jasp, fantastic year. Big thanks for your graft and insight. Go Bugs 🐝

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@SlayerRules_420 @RudiEdsall Ahem, his name is actually Clown

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@boomersfandom Furphy should be right to play 3 alongside Josh and Dys? It’s a year away and looks like John can play that 3 & D role from the little he’s played this year, actually looked pretty good.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@SoundingBoardEp Kane Cornes

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@NicNegrepontis Just get Cats to add a player or another future 2nd and we just take it imo, frees up space for a tilt at someone next off season + offer us easier access to Walker + assets to make other moves. He wants to leave and is unlikely to have more currency than he does at present.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@ghana3032 Usually likes to retain some staff at the clubs he goes to. I’d be surprised if there aren’t some staff at Forest he keeps on.

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@NickStoll United v City 2016 @ Old Trafford, 15’?

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@anniedundun

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@mathaiaus Regardless of today’s antics, you just know he’ll still claim to have the best hommus recipe of all time

[Chris @C_Alo1]

@guywhoiswoke