Chris Bratton

8 time Reedsville Community Day Adult Pie Eating Contest champion. (retired)
Covering Penn FC for @BrotherlyGame

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

PHILADELPHIA UNION 2025 SUPPORTERS' SHIELD WINNERS⚡️🛡️🐍​

#DOOP

[NFL @NFL]

EAGLES BLOCK THE KICK AND JORDAN DAVIS SCORES A TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE WHY NOT

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

🦝 update 🚨

Our friend was put in good hands with @HoffmansPest and has been safely released!

#DOOP

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

Hey, there's no rule that says a raccoon can't play soccer. 🦝 #doop

[Harrisburg Senators @HbgSenators]

Friiiiiiiday......👀

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We know about your memes but in Kelly Green

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Former @Eagles & Super Bowl Champ, @BrentCelek brings the energy tonight! 🥁🦅

#DOOP

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

#FlyEaglesFly

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"Don't feel so gloomy, #SAG and #WGA. After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi."

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

It finally happened!

[Philadelphia Soccer Now @phlsoccernow]

‘90 OH MY GOD?!?!?! EL BRUJO YOU MAD MAN!! UNION LEVEL THE MATCH 2-2!!!

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I FUCK WITH YOU FRUIT GUSHERS BUT I CAN NEVER FIND YOU IN THE STORE LIKE I USED TO BUBBA

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

My God, that assist.

[Philadelphia Soccer Now @phlsoccernow]

Julian!!! What a ball by Dono. #DOOP

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

@PhilaUnion @nateharriel

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

Fucking pathetic call to decide a Super Bowl like that.

[Pokémon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia @JaysToucannon]

Hi everyone! Quick announcement: You may have heard recently Twitter will soon be charging money for API requests. This will not affect this account. All posts are made and scheduled by hand. I got some questions about this so I just wanted to set the record straight. Thank you!

[NFL @NFL]

Jalen Hurts. NFC Champion.

[Land-Grant Trophy @LandGrantTrophy]

PENN STATE HAS WON THE LAND-GRANT TROPHY

[Chris Bratton @C_Brat]

This website that I mostly use for sports information is gonna go away. This is CNNSI all over again.