Carter Hapsburg Harrington

Carter is my name, deck building is my game. This country was founded on violence so I beat my kids every day🇺🇸🇺🇸. 5’10 belt size 36.

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

If you vote for joe biden thats gay

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Deviled eggs?

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bush did 9/11
Obama gave us the Kung Flu

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

king of queens.

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

When Olive Garden says their pasta is authentic it’s fine. But when I kidnap twenty Puerto Rican’s, shove them into dockers and have them build my decks it’s “slavery” and “appropriation”. Hypocrisy. #hategovernment #hypocrites #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Can’t regret bad choices if you’re not alive to make them. #alldadshatelife #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

If I don’t mow my lawn at least twice a day I break out in hives. #proudandgrassy #weed? #no #only #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

I don’t care too much for political correctness okay? I don’t differentiate Indians by tribe. They all do rain dances and pray to cows with a red dot on their feathered up head. #noshame #maga #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Homosexuals are such homos. Why can’t those pro-lifers stay away from my guns? It’s like the Mexicans are TRYING to raise taxes. #politics #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Why do they call Boston “bean town” if they don’t even let me molest park pigeons. Hypocrites. #blackbirdfly #intomybutt #imon #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

My self worth is determined by my kids success because I’m a failure. So I made a saying “millionaire or fucking die”. Catchy. #Pity #Heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

My daughters away at college... I miss having someone to externalize my anger towards ... #sad #heroine

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

My Daughters Going to college tomorrow. Enter phase 2 of life: beating wife without the stress of also having to beat kids😎. #yes #heroine

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

I need to get away from it all and no where north is good enough. Where's a place that's warm, full old people and OJ? #and #heroin #?

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

I fucking love Bruce Springsteen. #boss #hatemylifetho #ineed #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

I think it's beautiful that the only things you have to sacrifice for love is money happiness and your life. #ol'ballanddepression #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

My daughter said she was bringing home an ethnic boy. I almost shit myself until I saw he was only Italian. Still bad tho. #wasplife #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

I can hide any amount of stomach fat with a golf shirt and a tuck into a pair of khakis. #moreos #healthyfeelssogood #thin #bachelor #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Happy 4th everyone. May your burgers be juicy, and decks not splinter into that one kids feet. #MAGA #4thofJuly #memyburgersandI #heroin

[Carter Hapsburg Harrington @C_F_Harrington]

Is it cheating if it's rape? #yahooanswers #askingforafriend #bostonstrangler #heroin