Chris Phillips

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[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

This account is an early seasons account. The good seasons.
Maybe people like season 10 through 35. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

The first time I watched this as a kid I laughed so hard my brain hurt and I thought I was going to suffocate.

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

Weak, woke, de-growth… what the hell is even that?! And mate, it’s been the ‘year of the conservative’ for the last 12 years and it’s been a slip and slide to the bowels of hell the entire time. Go away.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Let's make it a great 2024 👇

[Neural DSP @NeuralDSP]

It's time! Our #BlackFriday sale is live. Get 50% off all plugins until Nov 30, 23:59 EET.

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 @NBreen89 Absolute gold

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 Sleeping patterns making porn for the visually impaired

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 @NBreen89 Jumping Jehovah it took me a moment to get that one.

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 @NBreen89 I feel like the sequels could just go Fast and The Furious style and just keep going. Until the final remaining cast members die during the filming of 87 Eleven

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@NBreen89 @ethanniall101 Fuck no man, he’s no older than 7!

Sorry, I just wanted to make a bit of a song out of it. 7 rhymes with 11 right?

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

You couldn’t get away with making The Thick Of It now. Real life has surpassed satire.

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 Good lad

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 Is it as infuriatingly hard as the old ones?

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

@ethanniall101 I’ll give you 1 British pound of capital to come in at the ground floor!!

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

Thanks to the internet, people’s idiocy is now available to see 24/7. Anyone else find it exhausting?

[Jonathan Morrison 🙋🏻‍♂️ @tldtoday]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chris Phillips @C_F_Phillips]

If a county can enter lockdown, and people still don’t care, is there really any point trying? Doesn’t feel like it at this point.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

i miss the way it was