Cody Federmann

Making my Dreams my number one priority over everything. Don't let expectations define you. Sweat the Small Stuff... for it is most important

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Politics aside, completely objective question here:

Where did the flu go?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nothing says midwesterner like driving with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"

[~ @viagrafaII]

Y’all ruin the calmest people, then call em crazy when they react.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kawhi was called for an offensive foul on Harden:

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

The only happy ending I know

[Chinx @chinx_102]

No cocky shit, I got options like a mf. So if I say I want you, I mean that shit

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because I’d already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I’m gonna make him watch gossip girl

[shelb🌞 @shelbyedwards32]

Those negative temperatures had me walking outside today in 25° weather like “wow what a beautiful day” 😂😅

[iJosh🃏 @KingiJosh]

The advice The result😭😭😭

[mars 👻 @rolmfat]

the ultimate snow man

[Logan Ryan @LoganRyanSkloss]

George Straits ex’s cold af rn.