chlo 💞

bicon in my own mind. BLM. she/her

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Spot the difference between me as a baby with my dog and The Creation of Adam

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

I forgot about straight people because I was absolutely floored to discover my boyfriend didn’t know who charli xcx is

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

I don’t think we talk enough about how fucked up it is that an eyelash can just get into your eyeball and then you have to fish it out with your bare finger otherwise it just disappears into your skull

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

I’m also sending him tweets like this as if he knows what serving means he’s gonna regret showing me this sport so bad

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

when these two r forced to serve, they cant!!!!

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Bf got me into formula 1 thinking it would be a cute thing to enjoy together. but little does he know I have never been chill about anything in my life so now I’m sending him think pieces about my favorite driver (it’s lewis)

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

going to trader joe’s is like being surrounded by people who just got dropped onto earth from outer space and then also took a 50mg edible for the first time ever.

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

absolutely gathered me

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

told my bf I was gonna lean into a bit that I didn’t believe in the moon landing and he goes
“chlo you’ve made that joke so many times I’m starting to think you just really don’t believe in the moon landing”

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Now that the Bills are done I’m considering becoming a flat earther with my newfound free time

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

@khirschman1 She’s the dumbest creature alive

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

anyways I couldn’t find my cat and it turns out she was drinking water from the toilet

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

@TunaTim22 Midwest gal

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

As a society we have to stop making jewelry out of silverware

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

I hate being from Buffalo

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

A penalty for pointing at a player while running into the end zone in a game where grown men violently hit each other. What a sport!

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Men think that women don’t have hobbies because they only consider something a hobby if you’ve watched 26 YouTube videos on it.

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Can’t wait to see men complain about this as if leprechauns are real

[On Her Turf @OnHerTurf]

HERSTORY is happening this weekend at Notre Dame 🍀

Kylee Kazenski will become the first woman to portray @NDTheLeprechaun at a Notre Dame football game 🤩

(via @NotreDame, @FightingIrish)

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

NHL banned pride tape but at least we still have this

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

3...2...1...

SPEED DATING!

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Me if muting my coworkers eating during teams calls was illegal

[chlo 💞 @C_Gallz]

Are gay bars single-handedly keeping the unofficial music video industry alive