Candace Hassinger

salutations

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@cleancitybird You know that the surrogates have to agree to it as well right? Like they know what’s happening before it happens lol

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

There’s people who are loyal to watermelon Highnoon then there’s people who would rather drink the liquid off a bar mat than consume watermelon Highnoon

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I wanna know what compels someone to choose gynecology as their profession.

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Can someone who really loves trains tell me what all the humbug is about?

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Kpop kinda bumps

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I wish he’d go back in

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@MacSaturn one last chance to tell me if you’re gonna go to Dave N Busters with me and my friends. I promise it’ll be so fun.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

PSA don't start talking about K-pop groups. It's not the same.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

America started falling apart when boy bands that did synchronized dancing stopped being a thing.

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What's Joe Biden's plan to bring back hot boys doing synchronized dancing?

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I think it’s really sexists that sonic is doing $.99 corn dogs and March 15 and not today, the international day of women.

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@thisisnotbeccaj @MacSaturn They have bevvies too. It’ll be so fun.

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Day 3 of asking @MacSaturn to go Dave N Busters with me.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@MacSaturn my friends and I want to take you to Dave N Busters after the Beale Street Music Fest. Everything on us. Let us know.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@thisisnotbeccaj @MacSaturn You can say no, but we’d really love it if you said yes.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

Day 2 of asking @MacSaturn to go to Dave N Busters with me and my friends.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@MacSaturn my friends and I want to take you to Dave N Busters after the Beale Street Music Fest. Everything on us. Let us know.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

I’ve finally achieved inner peace. The lady is here. @CrownLandsMusic

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

Update…they were crowning my lands and now they’re releasing #ladyofthelake

The time is nigh. My quest for inner peace is coming to an end.

@CrownLandsMusic

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

THE 15 MIN MARK?!?! Are you crowning my lands right now @CrownLandsMusic

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I don’t think you understand how serious this is. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

[Candace Hassinger @C_Hassinger]

@ryanvaughan It’s to blow the tornado the other way