Christina

I’ve yee’d my last haw

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

This is like the perfect video of
the invisible work women do so men can have their activities.

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Is there actual a worse heartbreak than this? 😫😭 paying for a double and getting a single @McDonaldsUK

[Christina @C_Horsman]

@Starbucks this sucks.

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Just been to two different @LidlGB and neither have cronuts on the shelves 🫩 how can you give me something then rip it away from me so soon

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Streak free my arse @karcheruk

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Just walked in on my baby watching @DaftLimmy

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Did I just spot @Scroobiuspipyo in house of the dragon??

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[Christina @C_Horsman]

This year alone I’ve paid £2k into a car I’ve been able to drive less than 10 times. Kill me i fucking hate this.

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Ppl reveal themselves in their "humor" & their inability to accept rejection of their "humor." If it were simply a joke that didn't land, it would receive a shrug. But the ability to hate & harm women is an important part of these men's identities so rejection of such is personal

[Christina @C_Horsman]

@celine_fionn Omg what!!

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[Christina @C_Horsman]

@celine_fionn 😂😂😂 pray for me

[Christina @C_Horsman]

I beg your pardon but as someone who could never follow the dance aerobics instructor. Why the FUCK did I buy Just Dance

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Can we please get @GreggsOfficial red Thai chicken bloomer back. I speak for everyone when I say it lives rent free in the nations minds.

[Christina @C_Horsman]

@celine_fionn Why would you get hash browns from the Chinese 😭😂

[Christina @C_Horsman]

I just heard an American say “how do I say this in English” to a Brit.. #overheardinahotellobby

[Christina @C_Horsman]

Where’s the lie 😠 Philly cheese stack with nae stack @McDonaldsUK