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If at first u don't succeed, pretend u never tried - Homer J Simpson

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@leonagraham Waiting in a queue in a shop and they open another till. The person behind you runs to get to the other till first. Also cutlery that one end is too heavy a the knife always falls off the plate.

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@theRealKiyosaki Broken clock comes to mind

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@JamesMelville Candidates should all have a list of their intentions to say 100 important issues. If they get in and they go against 3 of the these after being elected, a general election should be called.
Kind of VAR for politics

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@ProfBrianCox Had a feeling you’d say that

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@elonmusk There won’t be stores in the near future

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@rickygervais You tried boxing gloves? Keep them on for a month and you’ll notice a big difference😆

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@liamgfansclub Not an oasis song but would go well with the songs on the tour. Come and feel the noise 🎶

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@BoneheadsPage Get well soon 🙏

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@PicturesFoIder When a character phones someone and says turn on the news. It starts perfectly at the beginning of the story. I’d be waiting for the tv to kick in then find a channel and would have missed the everything.

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@theJeremyVine @metpoliceuk Tagging the police, there’s definitely something missing in your life.

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@Tsosvaper @Riley_Gaines_ How can some people not grasp this. Everything is not about gender and equality. It’s about basic economics.

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@Riley_Gaines_ The next competition you enter, identify as the winner. Save you all the training. This is where things are heading. Politicians around the world are getting stumped when asked “what is a woman?”
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@theJeremyVine Maybe you should be thanking each driver you pass for paying for the roads you are driving on. Also working your camera and focusing on what drivers are doing in their cars makes you a danger. 🤡

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@DrProudman That statue now identifies as a man, so you’ll need a new reason to be offended.

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@ggreenwald Every time a news organisation reports a story that turns out to be false, their accuracy rating should be lowered and displayed next to their bio. Might embarrass them into reporting facts @elonmusk

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@gametheorizing Is $s not fiat? If it did collapse as you say, then you might be able to buy a loaf of bread with $1,000,000 #BTC

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@liamgallagher 3D image, writing from both drawings #Johnlennon #whymewhynot

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@Daily_Reckless Looks like he’s just came off a Ryan Air flight.

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@_AllThingsOasis This was apparently a gig for music industry execs and Sony signed them up here, but kept creation as the face of their management for street cred. You can see it’s not a normal oasis crowd.