Christopher Howard

@Equinox Group Fitness Manager. Former performing artist. NYC. IG: @Tut85 (He/Him/His)

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

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[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

How can you look at this and not think there are too many people on the planet?

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Unfathomably huge city.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

If I ever see the @NYCTSubway announcer who says “Attention passengerrrrrrrrrs”‘she’s gonna get a slap.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

No, @NYCTSubway , these SHOUTING ads in the subway are not cute. They are noise pollution and super annoying. Quit it.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@YourFriendKevin Rep count: 0

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Who at @Technogym decided this was a good design idea?

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@david_protein @omsn This is a hilarious non-answer.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

NYC trains when it’s:

5 min away: it’ll be here in a bit
4 min away; cancel your plans
3 min away: just wait a sec
2 min away: you missed it already
1 min away: it’ll be here in 3min

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Fuck this @APRETUDE_US commercial being back for ANOTHER season of @RuPaulsDragRace The Pit Stop.

@YouTube how many times do I need to hit “block” on this commercial until you stop playing it for real?

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@LostMemeArchive Has @DEARGRANNY seen this?

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Hey @ConEdison please get your sh*t together.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Should I sell feet pics to pay this off or…?

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Doesn’t matter if you are a Congressperson or a Nobel Prize winner - @AliVelshi will still interrupt you live on-air.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

Only with the @NYCTsubway would you get off the local train to catch an express train only for it to get stopped between stations for 15 minutes and make you late to work.

The @MTA is 🗑️🗑️���️

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

I can’t wait until this season of Drag Race is over, but only so I NEVER have to hear that @APRETUDE_US commercial EVER again.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@Robby_Thursdays Looking like JFK Jr. 🔥

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

First trailer for ‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN!’ starring RuPaul.

In theaters June 12.

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

FRIDAY NIGHT YOU BRING YOUR A GAME

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@ericadamsfornyc Ew.

[michael 4 @MICHAELF0UR]

i enjoy when anyone flexes their biceps in a picture i think it’s a hot bro-ey pose and i don’t think you need big arms for it to be sexy it’s vibes based

[Christopher Howard @C_M_Howard]

@CrazyVibes_1 Definitely did not happen.