Cole

he/him - loser/desperate for attention

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Sent a picture of my car I crashed into the work groupchat and got r bombed lmao

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

If you ever see a man in deep thought, and wonder what it is he's thinking about, I can assure you they are always dreaming about bowling. Life for a man is 24/7 wishing you were on those lanes tossing balls. It's agony.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Anybody else running out of food and rupees in Tears of The Kingdom?? I'm fuckin doing a poverty run I swear.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's being bad at things.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Me when I was 9 and learned the sun would destroy the earth in 5 billion years.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

White claws fuckin suck but I'm still drinking em so idk lmao

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Imagine going on The Voice and only fucking Blake Shelton turns around and no one else. I'd kill myself.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

I'm Nintendos public enemy #1
(I emulated a 20 year old game that isn't available for purchase anywhere unless you give $1000 to a scalper)

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Fortnite

[Ubisoft @Ubisoft]

you a real gamer? name every game then 😤👇

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

I am only gonna tweet about video games from now on. Please play Hollow Knight.

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Nothing on this earth is worse than smelling a strangers fuckin fart

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Garfield has died.

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

I'm still convinced nobody actually likes pickles and you're all just doing a bit

[zach @extrafabulous]

The deogie book is unlocked ❤️

[Cole @C_Mac4242]

Imagine walking into the grocery store with spurs on like it's 1865 and then being offended when I call you a fuckin loser.