Curtis McDonald

Been married once. Died Twice, and on a journey to create an infinite powersource to save the world.

[Curtis McDonald @C_McDonaldson]

HELP! Im stuck in a waymo robot taxi and cannot get out. PLEASE HELP!

-CM

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Let LA burn. Would do the whole country a service. -CM

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BBL Drizzy.... BBLLLLL Drizzzy. -CM

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Just had a great chit chat up at the fueling station while picking up my lottery tickets with the nicest colored fella named Demarcus. After asking me for spare change and politely declining, I ended up helping him get a job at the station. When life gives you lemons.. -CM

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@POTUS Ban fags.

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Everyday carry. -CM

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Sending distress signal.

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At a Waikiki bar clapping cheeks in the family restroom. Gotta love a last minute wanna get away round trip flight on Southwest Airlines! What’s in your wallet? -CM

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Daddy’s home. -CM

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FACT: That cargo ship was strategically hacked and guided to make impact with the bridge in Baltimore at the structural point of failure to bring down the bridge in the way that it did. A deliberate attack on US infrastructure and import/export economy. -CM

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SECURE THE BORDER! -CM

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@POTUS Has anyone read this bill? It’s essentially the VHS of Space Balls shoved into a Star Wars: Return of the Jedi VHS box.

Although it may be called “Border Security Bill” rest assured it is a bureaucratic Trojan Horse stuffed with 600 pages of billions in funding for Ukraine. -CM

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@POTUS George Floyd. What a stand up guy. Glad to hear the US Congress is still virtue signaling off of a fentanyl addicts death. -CM

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I see the younger generation of women and soon to be mothers out and about on the weekends all sucking on their damn vapes. WTF? Are you telling me we’re going to have carpool lines full of stay at home moms in black Denali’s ripping mango vapes? -CM

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@POTUS I hope they absolutely ream you out. The agents at the border have their hands tied behind their backs because of you. -CM

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@JoeBiden “If the republicans try and save innocent human life that cannot fend for itself, then I will ensure that they are able to be murdered at a whim by 18 year old women at their go.”

This is and always has been one of those topics I cannot believe is a partisan issue. So sad. -CM

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@KenSayers1 Ken, you know damn well I cannot discuss the specifics here on the World Wide Web , although I can tell you that when not if, but when this device is switched on, it will be a paradigm shift for humanity as a whole. -CM

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Spent much of the weekend having a power substation built near the laboratory to provide sufficient power for the device. The time has come. We will soon see the true fabric of reality. -CM

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@VADSmith56 IDIOT! -CM