C Mars.

I really enjoy complaining about airports.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Good morning. If you post engagement photos… CLEAN UR FUCKING HANDS.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Was that the blood of Christ…?

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

If you have an underdeveloped upper jaw, do not speak to me sideways.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Someone told me “you look good as per usual” mood

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

There are few things worse than tracking your package only to find out it is shipping via USPS

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Mexico can you hear me?

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Where did her front tooth go??

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

I like being a menace. And by that obvi I’m going to text my friend that lives on the west coast at 9am my time, 6 am their time.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

I need you to read this very carefully. I get 120-140 of Botox every 3 months. I promise you, you’re not going to surprise me.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

“ She was sending him nudes so I posted them on Twitter “ @notmariss_

[˖ cas ✴︎ is unique ᵎᵎ @jellyousieun]

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

IG plz stop giving me ads for pet food. I do not have pets, I do not want pets.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

No but really. I want to go back to Mexico. NOW.

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

If I hear one more inbred redneck say Kamala wrong I’m going to end up in a facility

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

How did yall get poison ivy?? Are you rolling around on the ground???

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

Christmas in Mexico?

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

I heard someone say “my village” talking about their hometown and now I can’t get it out of my head

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

@notmariss_

[C Mars. @C_Merp]

EAT HIM UP. The mental incompetence of the big orange idiot is astonishing.