Dread Pirate Michaels

I identify as a waste of time and space. Less impressive IRL.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@BMulligan_3 @TheChargingBUF His contract would have killed that team.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

Watching @meatcanyon and just wondering if anyone has checked on this man. @meatcanyon you ok papa? Jesus Christ.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

Remember, Lord, what the Edomites did on the day Jerusalem fell.
“Tear it down,” they cried, “tear it down to its foundations!”
Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@nosoup4knowles ❤️

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As a cook I feel like heaven would be all my best friends I've ever worked with in a kitchen would all be together at a bar for the last time. #cooks #KitchenEssentials

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@BuffRumblings No.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@TheDemocrats @AlsobrooksForMD Y'all are deranged.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@SomeBitchIIKnow Roll Tide nothing. Go Dawgs.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@RealTheoWold @SomeBitchIIKnow They burned it to the ground silly.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@EricLDaugh Wow so people stop stealing at CVS and Walgreens and Walmart and Target and 7/11 and Big Lots and BJs and Costco...oh wait.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@RealAliGabriel @NFL They're making people hate football not just the Chiefs. Nobody I know plans to watch the Super Bowl. We've made plans against it.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@iamyesyouareno Fucking please.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@NFL @NFLOfficiating you're a fucking joke

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS CRAZY🚨🚨

THE CLOCK HIT DOUBLE ZERO AND THE #CHIEFS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PENALIZED… INSTEAD THE REFS LET THE CLOWN RUNDOWN TO THE 2-MINUTE WARNING.

LITERALLY A CLEAR DELAY OF GAME AND THE REFS DO NOT CALL IT.

#BILLS GET SCREWED 🤯🤯🤯

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@NFL @NFLOfficiating

[James Laverty @jjlavs2]

They called this a complete pass. Another rigged game for the Chiefs. Insanity.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@FoxNews Wow. Nobody cares.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@AdamSchefter @PaulHembo Yeah and they didn't do shit about all the other shit calls.

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@NFL @NFLOfficiating

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[Dread Pirate Michaels @C_Michaels716]

@NFL @NFLOfficiating

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@NFL @NFLOfficiating