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Fuck Donald Trump

[JeSuisCH🏒BleuBlancRouge @HabsHappy]

@atrupar Tuberville just finished having lunch

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bad day to be a grape

[C$ @C_Millions5]

@SStricklandMMA You sucked him off time and time again because you’re a dumb fuck with cte

[C$ @C_Millions5]

@stoolpresidente Rich coming from a stupid bitch trump lover

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Love to see that MAGA moron Michael Chandler get smoked in front of dear leader

[Petrichor @HamBandFan]

This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.

[C$ @C_Millions5]

Get that maga bitch Michael Chandler out of the ufc. Bum

[ℕ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 @casualnando]

How can you thank God in your post fight speech when minutes before you went and bowed down to a literal pedophile. This country is not right #UFC

[C$ @C_Millions5]

MAGA bitch @zacbrownband

[C$ @C_Millions5]

Donald Trump being the most powerful man in the world and Elon Musk being the richest man in the world is proof that there is no god.

[Dago Supremacy @DagoSupremacy]

Still amazed we haven’t figured out a more dignified way to handle workplace rest rooms that don’t include men loudly shitting besides each other while being able to see each other’s shoes.

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

thoughts and prayers

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[C$ @C_Millions5]

Trump loving piece of shit right here

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

$300 billion for Iran. $300 billion for Israel. $1 billion for a ballroom nobody asked for. $1.776 billion for a felon slush fund.

$0 for you.