Courtney Pfister

@raqbow2 | Rest In Paradise Dad

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Sorry Mr. Trump.

[Zonaa @AaronNall]

Yeet me into the abyss

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

9/6:)🗡

[t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_]

I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight but the phrase is “COULDN’T care less”, if you “could care less” that means you DO CARE because you have room to CARE LESS THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO WHY IS ENGLISH SO HARD ITS YOUR ONLY LANGUAGE CHAD SKJCKSKCK

[Melly @melirochford]

College athletics has given me the most unhealthy relationship with the word “optional” lol

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

@tblainparody Welcome 😈

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

she left me for a guy who can play the orange button on guitar hero

[Alison @YourPalAl__]

Theory: Your overall life chaos multiplies with every email account that you have.

I’m up to 9.

[John Calipari @CoachCalArk]

Just played a round of golf with @BarackObama and got to spend 4 hours chatting in the cart.

It was the greatest round of golf that you could ever play and all I can say is that he is a really serious golfer! He played well!

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

CAR PEOPLE: Are Hyundai Velosters good cars? Reliable? Worth the investment?

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

@tblainparody Some of us are fat 😑

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Prime Josh Smith was so fun to watch

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

@tblainparody I’m hype like is this happening in Louisville somewhere.. text me

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

@tblainparody Ohhh omg that Molly yes I know her.

[Courtney Pfister @c_pfeezy11]

@tblainparody Idk who Molly is but let’s gettttt it. Next time tell me where fr

[carly @carskata]

do french people smoke weed or oui’d

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

When Caruso see LeBron in the Lakers locker room

[York @TylerYork_]

Happy Birthday @trevor_payton. We will never drip this hard ever again.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest culture is saying
“Alright I spose’...” to signal you’re preparing to leave, and the other person responds with "Well, I guess I'll let you go.." Then someone lightly slaps their knee, u both get up get ready to go and stand and chat in the doorway for another 15 minutes