They said it couldn’t be done. Got the bartenders number at the bar last night. Many have tried and many have failed! Feeling like I can do just about anything #LANK
-Chuck
Waffle House on Christmas Eve. Doesn’t get better than this. Can’t even get close to this feeling in Canada or Greenland. Fuck you. Merry Christmas folks and God Bless
Made it back before kick off. Another 30 rack in hand just like God intended. Let’s fucking go. God Bless America. The White men of UGAs defense are ready to have a day. In the Dirty Bird’s stadium at that. If that ain’t perfect I don’t know what is. #SECball
Found my truck keys. Give a man a purpose and a means to achieve it and he’ll crawl over broken glass with a smile. Driving to the gas station fast enough to make Dale proud. I know he’s smiling down on us now. God Bless #doitfordale#boogity
EMERGENCY. Red alert. I just ran out of beer and the game hasn’t even started. Need more keystone please. The wife is busy cooking and I’m too drunk to find my truck keys. I need air support fellas. #thisfuckingsucks