Cam'ron James

Husband, Dogfather, Lawyer, Auto Enthusiast, Footballer, and Traveller

[george @StokeyyG2]

NAHHH THIS IS INSANE

[Cam'ron James @C_Roneous]

From #TopLiveStats Football app (iOS):
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[Cam'ron James @C_Roneous]

@torquilcampbell come hang out at o'shea's pub across from where you just played and hang out with some fans! We have nachos!

[Cam'ron James @C_Roneous]

@youarestars by that I mean a small group of people of a similar age who appreciate your existence!

[Cam'ron James @C_Roneous]

@youarestars come across the street to o'shea's pub! Your adoring fans are here by the many!

[Cam'ron James @C_Roneous]

@bev_klein eff it, calm!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank http://t.co/QkmuNwti

[Brotips @brotips]

#2006. You don't always get what you wish for. You get what you work for. #brotips #sub http://t.co/OAyYewGH

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

She recognizes that hungry and horny are both needs that should be taken care of immediately. #ShesAKeeper

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I don't care what math says; the 1990s were still only 10 years ago...

[Bloc Party @BlocParty]

Are listening to what they have recorded so far, and are liking it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last long for fat people.

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

Skype date this week?

[Brotips @brotips]

#1791. Getting a girl doesn't mean you have to stop doing what you want. She might be down to do it with you. #bro... http://t.co/CPrFxOZr

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"Home" in my cell phone will always dial my parent's land line.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman In Coffee Shop Judges A Record 147 People http://t.co/QG2l0HWw #OnionJudgment

[Lamebook @lamebook]

I wish some of my Facebook friends would have given up on updating their status for Lent.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S. Military Aims To Win Back Hearts Of Afghan People By Presenting Them With Large Statue Of Mohammed As Gift http://t.co/yHJeCYAp

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My children will never know the pain of not being able to see a movie because they are all rented out.