Idk how you people just graduate college, immediately get engaged and buy a house and all this other shit. Like do y’all not got childhood trauma and student loans or is that just me???
Do famous people not sweat?? Like is that a thing where when you get to Hollywood and then boom you don’t sweat?? Bc every time I see a pic of a famous person they are always wearing like long sleeves and pants and I know damn well it’s like 97 degrees outside???
I don’t care how in love you are, you should never walk behind your girl with your hands on her hips while you waddle like a penguin like what the actual fuck is that
If my wife doesn’t allow us to walk into the reception where they introduce the bride and groom, to Int’l Players Anthem playing in the background, while my groomsmen rap the first verse word for word...I am simply just not getting married.