ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁

Star Wars, bunnies, and lots of shit talking ✨ FUCK DONALD TRUMP ✨

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: I truly don't think you can remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed.

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

@jerseyh0mo Can’t forget the pesticides my landlord just pointlessly put into the grass around my apartment while others and I have dogs that need to go out into the grass. Poison in the sky, poison in the ground. 🥰

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[schway lex. @Lexual__]

Everything Trump has touched is worse. Like at no point in the past 17 months have I woken up, read the news, and seen life improve for average Americans. This is not normal in the slightest. It’s EVIL

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

The landlord, property manager, and maintenance team at my apartment complex has got to be a group of the biggest fucking useless retards on the planet 💔

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

@vallver @Shpigford Omfg I bought a dog bed from them 💔

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

Not too shabby for a phone pic 🐝

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

@DarthNoob14

[ryuo @pawpflash]

how it feels to be woke and still say retard

[David @Justtdavid_]

I take inconsideration very personal because I would never do that to you

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

@NyllRe @ADHDForReal Same, I’ve been on my computer like 4 times this year despite having a great time every time I do it

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Aint shit funny today, its hot asf and rent due

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[ᴄᴀʀʟ 👁👄👁 @C_Smorfin]

@weltszzn My favorite part is looking at my pay app and seeing it displayed as a pie chart and literally 1/4th of the circle goes to taxes and deductions like fuck yoooouuuuuu

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

One thing I love is Managing my Anxiety Disorder with Caffeine, Nicotine, and Freaking the Fuck Out

[detach @detachdaily]

you ever look back at a period of your life and wonder why you spent so much time trying to make something work that was clearly making you miserable

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized