@zacbirney@erikellis1@cwb1324@dyoung51 Before this thread I had completely forgotten about the pile of shit on the dance floor and the fact we used to walk around the rose pounding individual pitchers. I’m curious as to who approved either decision.
Vacuum salesman: “This babies only $2300.”
Me: “If you can get it to $500 I’ll buy it tonight.
*Salesman goes outside to “make a call”
Salesman: “My regional manager said $545”
Me: “Oh fuck”