Callum

Don’t do drugs kids. || Co inventor of the jägermilk || he/him

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

#Happy4thofJuly

[tetraspace 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

"you can't lower the entropy of a gas without doing work"

the humble maxwell's demon:

[New York Post @nypost]

Syrian president appoints Netflix star Rozina Lazkani to new parliament https://t.co/RUTpViuHrG

[Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas @_parasocial]

just saw someone put their hotdog straight on the table in a costco food court. no hotdog sleeve. no napkin.

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

sharp rock

not see

foot hurt

bleed

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

CASHIER: Do you have a phone number with us?

VIDEO ESSAYIST: Dear God... I'm probably gonna butcher this...

[geo @shadoweave1]

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

[@aaronjmars @aaronjmars]

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer

- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded

- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit

- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max

- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges

hyperstitions.

[Callum @C_Tayte]

@ValerieJae147 @Gestersrs Skill issue slowhand fucks

[anne ༒︎ @southronwolves]

ned stark when he was told of tyrion’s kidnapping:

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

This original medieval-style dance piece is in G minor, with a chord progression that alternates between Gm and Cm, incorporating variations like Gm6 and Cm6 for that hypnotic flow.