Christian Walker

Actor | Writer | Occasional Table

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Right, I’m off to bed. Let me know what happens yeah? #EnglandvsItaly #Euro2020Final #ItsComingHome

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Watching at my mum’s…
Me: “fucking get in!!!”
Mum: “did we get one?”
Me: “yep, 1-0”
Mum: “great, I’ll just pop these aubergines in the oven and come through…”

It’s like being at the game

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

For the record, I'm not gonna show you my tax returns either because, well...I'm a half-used piece of produce in a bag. Not the president.

[Eidur Gudjohnsen @Eidur22Official]

Jose still knows how to get the best out of @ChelseaFC #CHEMUN

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Watching gymnastics. Pretty sure I just tweaked a hamstring reaching for a bag of Maltesers... #athlete #Olympics

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Haven't seen this many scumbags in a cabinet since my old history teacher showed me his 20thCenturyDictator bobblehead collection #reshuffle

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

'Brexit' is now a common noun apparently, as in: "I did a Brexit on your doorstep.. Then got my Johnson out and Goved through the letterbox"

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

At least now when people ask me if my sony smart phone is any good, I can just point to the elastoplast on the back holding it together...

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

The only real Facebook intelligence test is whether you believe the findings of your Facebook intelligence test.

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

@Becca_Cutting that's today?! I thought it was next week... #whichonesmytrailer?

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

If you walk around with a t-shirt saying "jiu jitsu" on it, surely that's your element of surprise gone immediately...

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Posh, ugly, sneaky, racist, green, blinky, smiley. Worst Snow White reboot ever. Julie Etchingham solid in the lead though.. #leadersdebate

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Why we desperately need women to dominate politics - basically that’s what’s come out of #leadersdebate

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Miliband's been binge watching 'House of Cards'. "Did you think I'd forgotten you? Perhaps you hoped I had..." #leadersdebate

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

When it comes to fast food, @ray_winstone 's not messing about

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

The 'walkie talkie' might be the ugliest fat tosser of a building I've ever seen. Can people just build any old shit anywhere they like now?

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Happy new year n'stuff

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

Happy fricken Christmas. Think @timwalker is trying to tell me something...

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

@ArcticMonkeys @ earls court. Epic.

[Christian Walker @C_Walker10]

@spencershapland This is a masterpiece: http://t.co/SWWk1YJjim