Charlotte Steedman

YA Writer / Book Lover / Events Planner / Instagram: mrs_c_steedman

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

Very few things in life quite as rude as the fact that visualising an entire scene (complete with dialogue) is not the same as writing it

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Organizing my toddler’s toys is the “writing a synopsis” of parenting.

I don’t want to do it. It’ll end up a mess anyway. But it needs to be done.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The bad police are a few bad apples but unfortunately they have baked them into a large pie and it’s impossible to tell which ones are the bad ones and they’re protected by an incredibly thick and flaky crust

[Agnes @agnesfrim]

Once Harold Shipman’s crimes came to light, palliative care in the NHS was fundamentally changed. An entire institution altered the way it dealt with patients because of one “bad apple”. The Met have known the details of this case for 6 months. They have no excuse.

[Beth Pilcher, LISW-CP @bethpilcherlisw]

Stop assuming that weight gain is a sign that someone is unhappy or unwell. Sometimes it's actually a sign that that person is living their fullest life instead of wasting it obsessing over their size. And sometimes it's just something that happens, and IT MEANS NOTHING AT ALL.

[Baby K. @KSSOX]

“Shall we have a call to discuss”, no, just write out what you need me to do so I can do it

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

She’s won £2.5million, if she wins another slam she’ll be the only teenager who can put a deposit on a flat in London.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

when u stop petting a dog & it hits u with its paw to be like “wtf? keep going”…… i just think that’s great

[Downloadable King Von Texture Pack Banned in Japan @bobo_circus]

being an adult is having three errands & being like. well fuck this is going to be my whole day

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I say ‘no worries’ a lot for somebody who is worried at least 95% of the time

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

Who flipping decided that the first line in the notes app needed to be bold?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?

[Lexi ❤️‍🔥 @debutswiftiee]

Never get a chronic illness, it’s really inconvenient for other people.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

August is like if Sunday were a month

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Editing is the “folding a fitted sheet” of the writing process.