The Creator

She/Her. He/Him. They/Them.

Not the main character you were hoping for but I'm the main character you get.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

So I'm going to rewrite and "live action" cast the following series;

Winx club
Power Puff Girls
Totally Spies
Riverdale
Card Captor Sakura
Sailor Moon

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

@robtswthrayguns The guy you left your hetero life for. Turns out he's a dirt bag, but daum does it feel like he was the one that got away.

[Kit Williamson @kitwilliamson]

Tax. Churches.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

JoJo is probably my favorite white lesbian. Went from annoying 13 year old 🤢 to defender of childhood wonder and happiness.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Idc what implications are. But for a little Asian lady to ask, can she touch my beautiful fro, you get a pass. Her and my mom.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Little brother starting to make me uncomfortable. Second time, for some reason, just me, he doesn't want me to have something he shares with others? What is going on?

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

I'd like to put all my eggs in one basket but that's impossible when the baskets aren't doing what I need them to in order for me to make a solid decision.

That's on needs.

[Kit Williamson @kitwilliamson]

Paris Hilton is the human equivalent of a bachelorette party at a gay bar. Keep your little comeback, sweetie, last call was a while ago.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Cancer: Yeah, but everyone has red flags.

Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus: 🤨 Do better.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Just had a thought. If I ever come out saying some shit about my knowledge being ordained by God...I want you to put me out of my misery. I can't be a narcissistic with and inflated Ego. I just can't.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Mr. Rogers 70s Kids
Steve Irwin 80s Kids
Bob Ross 90s Kids
Betty White 2000s Kids
Martha Stewart 2010s Kids

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

@benshapiro Nobody cares about your bitch ass opinions. How about you try writing a movie that isn't dog shit?

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Thank you to my mom for finding the best cbd gummies I've ever been introduced to. If I can take 3/8th of these throughout the day. I'd have 0 moments of anxiety and overthrowing. I'm happy at work for once.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Hey just saying, when the world ends, Homesteads, Supermarkets, Bunkers, and van life vlogs are going to be the only survivors.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Nothing like sleeping next to a dog. I'm starting to realize how fortunate I am to have this baby always on my side when I sleep.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

So I'm crying over a whale.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

If this movie makes me care about an alien whale. I'm gonna cry

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

Being a young adult is having enough money to pay for a movie ticket but not enough money to pay for your dog's medical frees...not enough to pay for your own medical fees either.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

If I fall in love with a women because of her voice and the fact that she has a podcast too. I told yall about it here.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

This year. No men. Men be making moves I don't want them to be making.

[The Creator @C_Wonder5]

@KnockAtTheCabin @MNightShyamalan Oh considering that it's an @MNightShyamalan movie, This is going to be straight garbage. Stop giving him money. He's not good at anything.