C!

former baby

[skooks @skooookum]

I keep trying to tell my friends I saw an interracial Down syndrome gay couple sharing a cinnamon bun very sexually at the Atlantic Terminal Auntie Anne’s but no one wants to believe me. No one wants to believe in the magic of Pride month

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Peter Thiel has temporarily relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property, partly due to Thiel’s concerns about the United States’ future, per NYT.

[C! @C______M_]

BALL DON’T LIE @NFFC

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...

[C! @C______M_]

Jorgen Strand Larsen

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

ANOTHER BOOOOOOM 😍

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

atOrioles is here to report that Relish has won the first Hot Dog Race of the season!! 🌭

[C! @C______M_]

🟦

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

A shocking roster move by the Orioles:

Dean Kremer has been optioned to minor league camp.

[Gus TT Showbiz @ShowbizTerp]

Lost in the tournament and now can’t drive his car. Rough day for Willard

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ravens backed out of the Maxx Crosby trade.

[Armando Gaycot @MondoBurger05]

Fantasy football punishment idea: you have to post a clearly AI generated girlfriend for Valentine’s Day, National GF day, and a random day of the year that is her birthday.

[C! @C______M_]

on tour going to states he can’t pronounce 🔥🔥🔥

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Hello California I’ve arrived

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you think trump and maduro have explored each other’s bodies?

[C! @C______M_]

“You don’t need tactics”

[Palace Report @PalaceReport]

🤧 Glasner: “I played for 19 years. You don’t need tactics, you don’t need a manager in these type of games. If you show what you’re capable of and play with a bit of pride..but today we missed everything.”

@iamAlexHowell

[C! @C______M_]

JD Vance for those perc 30’s

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Is it officially the worst trade of all-time now?

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

am I too woke because “Home Land” security sounds way too spiritually Israeli

[C! @C______M_]

They’ve created a million John Harbaughs

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

The may be Aaron Rodgers’ best tape since 2021

[C! @C______M_]

spray tan hitler took away tiny desk

[Variety @Variety]

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting is shutting down after 58 years because due to Donald Trump eliminating its funding.

“After nearly six decades of innovative, educational public television and radio service, Congress eliminated all funding for CPB, leaving the Board with no way to continue the organization or support the public media system that depends on it,” said CPB Board of Directors chair Ruby Calvert. “Yet, even in this moment, I am convinced that public media will survive, and that a new Congress will address public media’s role in our country because it is critical to our children’s education, our history, culture and democracy to do so.”

Read more here: https://t.co/shAoiWzxHs

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao