Sherman Schrader

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@necmlax Select coach Taylor Wray as the leagues first ever hardo coach of the year. Congrats Taylor #grossi #necmlax

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, proud of you for this year but a little disappointed in your lack of clip boards broken. Pick it up for the tourney

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Did anybody see those documentaries on that Harry Potter guy? Pretty interesting stuff. Europeans are really good wizards

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I recently learned that midgets do not have midget sized wieners. Good for them

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Abbott just peed his pants for 5 bucks

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And most of all, shoutout to my roomie McGee. You've changed my life this year. Thanks man!

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I know you guys all think I'm this big bad dude who just crushes beers, girls, and parties with my boys all weekend but it's time u meet me

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U guys are my family. I won't forget this shit. I'm gonna give my all these last few months. You've been there for me and now it's my turn.

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And it's not just for me, or my close homies on Ripka, it's for everybody... Everybody at home, everybody in my great state of NJ (s/o 609)

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I know Thanksgiving is still a couple weeks out but it's about time I stop putting on this act, and show the real me, gotta do this!

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I just wanna give a quick shout out to all my main boys at Hawk Hill. I wouldn't be the man I am today without them

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, can't believe you made it out. It was such a pleasure to meet you. Wish grossi made it #grossi

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Was holding in a fart my entire presentation today. Thank god Sydney Fife wasn't in the room, guy would've seen me clenching a mile away

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, you wanna know who Sherman Schrader is? Meet me under the main tent at Headstrong tomorrow. We'll chat #grossi

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, thanks for the invite to the banquet this year! Should be a great night. Think Grossi's coming?

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"First concert I went to was Green Day in 4th grade. This girl took her shirt off, it was the first tits I ever saw. It was awesome." -abbot

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, where are you? I need to have a conversation ASAP. Tell me when we can talk.

Thanks, Sherman

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@SJUHawks_MLax Wray, what's your two mile time now-a-days? And I mean American time, not whatever metric of time you Canadians use #grossi

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I wish I was a dog because they never have to wipe their butt #thestruggle #humanproblems