CaCtUs2003

Big fat man failing at life

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thinks Hitler was a dork!

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@elonmusk I asked you for a Tesla years ago, but you never had the balls to reply. Asshole. Bet you'll ignore this one too. 🖕

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@machinegunkelly should take notes from Poppy on how to successfully transcend genre and not come across as a cheesy, incompetent hack.

[Joscha Bach @Plinz]

Amazon Prime is now inserting ads into full price rental movies? Please go die in a fire

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@DanWarp Oh yeah, "Quiet On Set" was definitely a hit job. Totally baseless.

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Looking back, it was a real missed opportunity not calling the NES Classic the "Pea-NES"

[SGF Devices® @SGFDevices]

@Harada_TEKKEN @Harada_TEKKEN if this does happen, a small request for a DLC character to keep with the lore: The Waffle House Ninja with the special Chair Parry

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@Harada_TEKKEN @WaffleHouse You have no idea how enormously epic it would be for you guys to let Harada add a Waffle House stage to Tekken 8.

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Batman: My parents died in front of me when I was a child.

Joker: And that didn't drive you insane?!

Batman: No...it drove me batty.

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

Bet you didn't know @SpongeBob was a metalbender

[Karl Jobst @karljobstgaming]

Someone within the Open Hand Foundation made a privacy complaint against my video.

Youtube rejected it.

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@DailyCrypta Just arrived today! Limited Edition Shades Of Sorrow vinyl!

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@sssniperwolf A literal baby could shit a more genuine apology.

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@jadapsmith Tupac may have got shot, but he sure as shit dodged a bullet

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@PSMOOV Too pretty to just stick it somewhere, so we framed it and hung it by our front door instead!

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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@TheRedditor Now it just redirects to /r/Rayblocks for some reason. The blogspot was archived on the Wayback Machine but none of the issues actually survived. Now I is a sad. :(

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@elonmusk I'll run Twitter if you want just in case you decide to step down.

My first order of business? Get in touch with Joe and get him to marilize legajuana.

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@elonmusk u r da stuped ha ha burn

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@tedcruz I swear to God I saw you drinking toilet water in the Taco Bell bathroom earlier. When I went in the stall after you, it wasn't even flushed. What the fuck were you doing, Ted?

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@adamlevine I'd rather shove a broken lightbulb up my ass than listen to Maroon 5.