Carson Blum

#WhippetGood Cowboys. Braves. Magic. Huskers. #WWAD #GirlDad #BoyDad #Husband TULANE

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

You can’t disturb a nest of any bird? Lol please come to the Midwest. Bye bye birdie

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Breaking news: A Ford dealership in Kansas can't release a sold F-250 because a robin moved in first.

An employee at the dealership located outside Kansas City noticed a robin building a nest on the tire of a brand new F-250 that was already sold. The robin laid four eggs and successfully hatched them.

The truck is now stuck on the lot until the chicks fledge, because the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to disturb an active nest of any native bird in the United States.

The buyer has been a good sport. The dealership called it the only F-250 in America currently protected under federal law.

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

I’m so happy. #Rain

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

I love this stuff. So meaningless lol

Braves best record in MLB? Not a single one on here? Comical 😂

[MLB @MLB]

The first Team of the Month for 2026 is here 🙌

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Dez caught it

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

The pot calling the kettle black

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

SCOTT. That’s because there are ZERO expectations at UCF. You know what the expectation is at Nebraska. Just admit you failed. That’s it. Point, blank, period.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

"I don't want to talk about Nebraska at all,” Scott Frost said. “But what I will say there’s a freedom to allowing you to just try to excel and not worry about the outside noise because it could be crippling at times in certain places.

“It’s the exact opposite here (at UCF).”

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Don’t know who this guy is, but Hank Aaron is not a legend huh? #Braves

[JulioIsKing @JulioIsKing44]

Ranking MLB teams based on their greatest player of all time

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

“Minutes”
Not sure 4 minutes, 1 turnover and 2 fouls is minutes.
More like “we’re going to make history tonight and Lebron says so”

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Bronny James has no idea what he’s doing out there.

A joke that he’s getting minutes

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Please keep Matt Rhule far away from the baseball team right now

[Nebraska Baseball @HuskerBaseball]

RUN-RULE WALKOFF!

HUSKERS WIN! 🌽

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

@espn please stop updating me about WNBA contracts

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

FOH with the prospect talk like they didn’t just pay Kyle Tucker $60M a year to be their fifth‑best hitter. The Dodgers are the best team in baseball because their payroll sits in its own tax bracket, miles above almost every other franchise, full stop.

They have unlimited financial resources, so they’re not forced for trade prospects as much as other teams. When they do move someone good, it doesn’t matter. They can cover any mistake with another massive, deferred contract without blinking.

The only meaningful difference between them and other well‑run teams is the budget. They’re the Rays with a stack of blank checks. They’ve drafted and developed very few true stars in the last decade; they bought the rest.

Any conversation that ignores their spending is disingenuous at best. Stop acting like they’re some feel‑good story built on plucky underdogs and homegrown talent.

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Gotta be a pretty terrible golfer to not win by starting on the green 😂

[br_betting @br_betting]

Do you think you would have won the Masters this weekend if you started on the furthest point on the green? 🤔

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

@DumbleDorf1

[Barry Rozner @BarryRozner]

Ladies and gentlemen, Sergio Garcia is still Sergio Garcia. I believe tearing up the tee box is frowned upon at your local muni, let alone Augusta. ⁦@TheMasters⁩ He also snapped the head off his driver.

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Drive for show, putt for lots of money

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

There are 91 players in this week's Masters field.

The player in 91st place for driving accuracy is 91st on the leaderboard. The player in 90th place for driving accuracy is Rory McIlroy.

[Brandon Gaudin @BrandonGaudin]

Only 1 Manager was built to diffuse this situation before it got worse: Walt Weiss

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Braves manager Walt Weiss gets a tackle in the box score tonight

[Carson Blum @Ca_Blum]

Delivers 100% of the time!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ONE SHINING MOMENT 🙌

#MarchMadness