Catie 🌙

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“One has a micro penis”
“yeah but the other has an outie bellybutton”

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this is my PSA and direct apology to Alyssa that my Pedro Pascal fixation is about to be at an all time high again.

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Paisely said all 50 states in alphabetical order and Mia goes “I can sing the alphabet”

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“Okay here’s the plan. You and Alyssa are going to go night night and then I’ll wake you up in the middle of the night and we’ll have a really good talk. Then I’ll get a frog and a grandpa snail” - Paisely talking about God knows what

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Leave Angela on the phone with Leo for not even 3 minutes and she’s trying to get him to say bitch 😂 this is exactly why she’s on the bottom of the babysitting list

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When your sister drags you to the bar but makes you find a ride home 🙄 fake ass

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“I feel like a poor person on the titanic” - @mauraagz

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another night, another free concert thanks to @Gillian_Sauter snapchat ❤️❤️

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“I’m Indian, I got my summer feet out…you got any cheerios back there?” - the white lady Michelle gave flip flops to talking to Letty

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free fat coochies 2023

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@goofybihxo literally next week 🥹😫

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“Is this the alcoholic in us?”
“No we’re opportunists”

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@lyssguarrera There was the best breeze

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Alyssa offering to drive like she’s not fucked up…

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“He’s getting the earth shattering Gluck Gluck 3000” @lyssguarrera

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“Honey, that’s Jesus Christ”

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@lyssguarrera live recording of you last night ^

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No way this bitch ate a whole life, skin and all

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“I’d move in with you guys but the second I hear a Mariachi band at 2am I’m packing my bags”

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Men who don’t understand how to play would you rather and refuse to pick one 🙄<<<