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[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

The absolute best birthday a girl could have ever dreamed of❤️

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

iiiiiiidiot x2, the box is relatively small🤣
I was expecting a giant box

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Thought I was being really smart making a start to birthday/Christmas shopping now and got my girl a big trampoline.
Ok smart ass… where we storing that box when it gets delivered🫠
iiiiiiiidiot

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Thought I was being really smart making a start to birthday/Christmas shopping now and got my girl a big trampoline.
Ok smart ass… where we storing that box when it gets delivered🫠
iiiiiiiidiot

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

It’s now September and I finally gave in💔

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

“If my piercing hasn’t healed by 2026 I’ll take it out”

Yet here I am still in pain bleeding every time it gets knocked or touched or anything and I’m still not willing to part ways with her😭

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

First time meeting this guy and I make a dead dad joke
Single life is not the life for me cause why did I do that

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

“NO THAT BITCH WASN’T”🤣🤣

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Absolutely gutted I thought my appointment was last Saturday when it’s in fact this Saturday🥲

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Can Saturday hurry up for my Botox appointment cause I’m going to look 80 with all the laughing I’ve done today
Crows feet for days😂😂

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Here’s me on week 19 chasing up my emergency appointment to be told there’s a 40+ week wait even for emergency appointments 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

“You can have a child and you can work hard and you can get your body back!”

[⋮ @prayyouucatchme]

i’ll always defend beyoncé’s self titled era

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Still in disbelief that my 3 year old put on my cowboy hat, says HEHE! Then asked if it was a Michael Jackson hat… giiiiiiiirl😭
Who taught you who Michael Jackson was hahaha

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Ok but why does the personalised birthday jellycat bunny only come in beige🫠

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It took her 12 years and three children to finally lower that key. She's one of the most consistent live vocalist in history

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

I swear fruit flies just spawn in.
Left half a banana that I didn’t use in my daughter’s breakfast on the counter for about 10 minutes, came back to feed the rest to my iguana and there was fruit flies… how??? Where do they even come from🥲

[faith ♡‧₊˚ ꕤ @stuckinrem]

fun fact: she didn’t have a pen and paper she got to the mic and said oh press record ah ah ah

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

Can Saturday hurry up for my Botox appointment cause I’m going to look 80 with all the laughing I’ve done today
Crows feet for days😂😂

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

I moved the strand of hair out her mouth can twitter stop outing me for editing the photo pls
Get outta here with that made in with AI nonsense

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

My gal was soooooo happy getting the bus to her sisters to drop off her card(finally) after we got the wrong one delivered😂
Gal was buzzing!!💖

[Carolyn @Caaarolynn9]

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