Calz

Call me Calzone because I'm tasty and full of fat xxx

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Just need a holiday in the sun. Can't be fucked to ever fake tan 😂

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

!!

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

@Pringles Get that pizza flavour back 😭😭😭😭

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Can't believe that people physically fight over politics.
Witnessed first hand tonight.

My opinion?
World's fucked anyway idc just don't fight lmao.

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

@BorisJohnson want to get weed legalised since you're gonna get people to pay for healthcare?

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Just want my fucking eyeshadow.

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

So some of my delivery arrived, half of it being wrong or missing.

Fuck my life.

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Actual fucking raging at Superdrug. Ordered stuff over 10 days ago, get fuck all told until today where they've had a stock issue last minute meaning Daniel won't get one of his main presents. Fucking hell.

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

@yosarza Omg saw him yesterday! A pair of blue briefs!!

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Rhiona is literally the best person to work with, it's so easy and I love her 😭😭😭

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Pretty sure you're supposed to feel hungry after not eating for 2 days lmao

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

As if it was actually a surprise that the Tories won though?

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

@MarleyThirteen Xbox fam ❤

[Marley @MarleyThirteen]

FOLKS! I’m giving away 5 copies of #ModernWarfare! 👀

To enter:

1. Retweet this tweet
2. Follow me
3. Reply with your chosen platform: PS4/Xbox/PC

Winners will be randomly chosen in a few days time so get yourselves entered and good luck! 🤞🏻

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

We're here to help you.

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Update about this:
She named her dog after me. 😍

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

The amazing woman from work on Saturday left such a nice review on Trip Advisor 😭😭😭

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

I laugh harder each time I see this.

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Wee reminder that Kilmarnock’s badge is a football, 2 squirrels & a “smell yer maw” hand x

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Why do I always fall asleep with make up on ??

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Excuse me, need lots of money to live my best life pls and thanks xo

[Calz @CaalyWaaly]

Why are nose jobs so expensive, argh 😭😭